various ideas

Idea 1
An TV commerical for a car wax made especally for SUVs, simuar to this MadTV sketch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TxUfCc03a0

Becuase its for SUVs, it can't protect the car against the following...

wildlife
enviromentalists
trees
Top Gear precenters
WAGs and their shopping
Ken Livingstone
Buses (the finally)

Idea 2
A music video spoof using many special effects that have been used in many music videos - e.g. dry ice, wind machines (see some sketches blog), recklessly driven American cars etc.